a fake podcast to deal with real pain
shower chair sessions
zoomzoom the clown
introduces shower chair sessions…
in a way that can only be considered, well, not infodumping…info improv!
yapping
Not Funny Haha
Contemplating the possibility of liking cis men on T
This episode deals with fears around transitioning and shows how i regulate my nervous system through singing my own music to deal.
If you can't do gagging, start after 3:03. Also, TMI but what makes this even funnier is that I do not actually have a gag reflex - it’s just the idea of liking cis men…
Also the name I was looking for was Barry White and maybe I had a past life regression in there? It’s unclear.
Strapping
behind the screens
spicy audios from the other side of the mic
This episode discusses the wonders of sex toys, what ‘sacred sex’ means to me - spoiler, desire and satiety - and sex as meditation. woods unboxes a new sex toy after throwing all of their toys out Months ago - you can only cleanse so much energy when it comes to cisheterosexism.
I was going to post the whole session, but I think I would’ve run into copyright issues with the amount of Legally Blonde I was singing while I was prepping. But I roared like a lion and it was all very healing. I think I’m also going to need a very sturdy show chair moving forward 😂. This is why playing with yourself is great - you can literally do whatever you want! (There’s no rules!…There’s one rule.)
tapping
nervous system
regulation
when you need to turn on instead of turn down
This episode shows the transition from mumbling chorus line’s ‘nothing’ and feeling like a melted ice cream cone to waking my body up through percussion and resonance.
I hawk a loogie at 3:53. Phlegm is real when you’re waking up in the morning sometimes. If that’s not your thing, skip 3:50-3:55 just in case. Just looking out for ya boo 😉